meet Zoeyy
the dog
Zoeyy is a 3 1/2 year old border collie that rules the roost around here and boy does she know it. Sawyer “got” Zoeyy for me as a Christmas present (she was free) shortly after we lost our last border collie Reeba unexpectedly in an accident. Zoeyy was my first pick from the litter because I just thought, and still do, that her half-white half-black leg was the absolute cutest! Sawyer did not agree with my pick but of course let me have my way.
Zoeyy prefers:
cuddling on the bed after Sawyer leaves
her avocado squeaky toy
never being no more than an across-the-room glance from me
going for rides
uncle Jade
attacking windshield wipers
cows. always cows.
seeing what the pigs are doing
meet Oscar Grouch
THE CAT
one casual day after work I went to load my Jeep with crap and opened the passenger door to find a mouse waiting patiently for me on the floorboard. that was the day I decided we needed a cat.
Oscar 1.0 (as I like to call him) came home to the ranch. Oscar 1.0 sadly didn’t enjoy us as much as we did him and ran away.
then came Oscar 2.0, also known as Oscar the Grouch but most commonly called Grouch. Grouch is one weird . ass . cat.
Grouch prefers:
killing mice, eating only the head, and then puking it back up, on the regular
flopping immediately when called by his name
sunning himself on top of the Traeger
not having his picture taken
meet Porkchop + Bacon
THE (noT so) mini pigs
one fine day in September 2017 I made the not-so-wise decision of attending an animal auction with a boyfriend who has no self control with his wallet when it comes to a good deal..
..ya know, like when a mini pig goes for $17, why wouldn’t you bid on it? that was the day Porkchop came home to the ranch.
another fine day in September 2018 I forgot my first unwise decision and returned to the animal auction with a fiancé who has no self control.
of course Porkchop needed a pal, so home to the ranch came $11 Bacon.
